We got it all wrong folks!!!

Tomorrow I will walk. With a friend. For exercise. gross. I love getting exercise, but I want to dance in a class or play with the electronic weight things so that it doesn't feel like real work. Walking for no reason when you are going nowhere seems weird.

Speaking of... do you all realize what is going on here? Why we are all fighting fat? It's because we have made our life too convenient! It's nuts, really. Used to, we would walk to a friend's house (cardio), wash our clothes by hand on a board (upper body), hang wash from down in a basket to up on the line (abs, waist), dig a garden and plant the veggies, pick the veggies, walk to church and school, blahblahblah! Now we have all these machines to help us, save us time and make our life easier.

How stupid we are! Now we have to schedule in fitness!! It's moronic! All the time we saved we are using back up to exercise! All the effort we preserve is spent lifting dumbells or walking in circles around our blocks. How many bike riders do you know spend HOURS each week just riding! How crazy do we look to the alien spies? (My idea of the outside perception of humankind)

Really, if you want to loose weight, why not work as a stocker in a grocery store? Something physical so you will get paid to exercise instead of paying a gym to go exercise. I should do that. As an experiment. Really! Would you guys be interested in the results? "I got paid to loose weight!" Picture me on an infomercial!

Sigh... Anyway, I am going to walk in the morning. Not to school, not to work just... around. Because I am posting this blog instead of walking to your house to tell you what I just wrote.

The aliens will laugh at me.