Lordy Mercy

Have you ever driven down Youree Dr. in your underwear?

Unfortunately, because of a mishap with an almost subzero temp milkshake, I have.

Have you ever asked your 12 year old to... please go in and buy Mommy a skirt in WalMart, any skirt, so Mommy won't have to drive in her underoos?

Have you ever had to wear bright green, rhinestone-studded sweat pants?

All I know is Byrd won their game Friday night and that made me happy. Apparently, after I drove out of the stadium fate said, "This woman has had WAAYYY too nice of a day. She is due some crazy."

Okee dokee.

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What's up with Joe the plumber?

I mean, BarAACCKKK! wants us to think his claim to making 250K a year isn't real? BarAACCKKK! thinks if you are a plumber, you are barely scraping by? Hey, I don't know about BarAACCKKK! but the last time I called a plumber out to spend 30 minutes putting a cable down my sink it cost me $150. Didn't have to buy materials to replace anything, just ran a cable down the sink. TA-DA!... gimmie 150 bucks.

$150 per hour x 8 hour day = $1,200 per day
$12,00 per 8 hour day x 5 days = $6,000 per week
$60,00 per week x 4 weeks = $24,000 per month
$24,000 per month x 12 months = $288,000 per year

Um... has OBammy ever had to call a plumber?