I am seeing these snuggletes or slankets or whatever advertised on TV... "NO MORE COLD ARMS WHEN YOU WANT TO COVER UP!"
Whew! I am so relieved! Because my leisure time has been less than catatonic with the distraction of cold arms.
The TV ad has these people wearing these blankets with arms in their living rooms, in the bed... THEN out at a ball game! Seriously, you would wear this shapeless sac in public? Do they come with NFL logos?One online ad for the Slanket actually reads...
"It’s also great for gamers, who need their hands free for the controls. Also great for bloggers, who frequently type on their laptops while laying on the couch. I’ve got mine on right now, and I highly recommend it!"
How worthless is your life when you are sitting around in a creepy cult robe playing Playstation 3 til 4 in the morning? It's worse than Costanza giving up on life and wearing warm up pants 24/7!
No I am not the only one to recognize this for what it is... an attempt to colonize the planet from a world far away... to render us a useless clan of followers... prepare us for the inevitable takeover! View and take heed...
It is useless to resist...
2 comments:
What are these people wearing underneath?
Is there room for a catheter so we won's have to get off the couch to potty?
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