Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Oh NO! They got one of ours!

I regret to inform the masses that our buddy, Puckman, has been swallowed whole by the cult of Snugglet. I recommend an intervention.

His frightening new commitment to this group, having a sacred ideology and a set of rituals honoring their sacred symbols, will isolate him from mainstream society! This has to be stopped!

Come back Puckman! Where's Marsha? Why has she let you slip down this surly path of
DOGMA!
I liked that movie. It didn't get stellar reviews but has a strong cult following... Whoa! I almost got sucked in too! One minute you are watching an old Ben Afflack/Matt Damon flick, next thing you know you are PART OF A CULT FOLLOWING wearing a robe and hanging out with people named Azrael and Serendipity.

Remember the cat Azrael? YOu know, Gargamel's cat. On the Smurfs! He always got on my nerves as a child. Did I tell you my favorite Smurf mug has a crack and I can't drink out of it on Saturday's anymore? sigh!

OOoo Have you ever heard THIS version of the Smurfs?

Smurfarna svenska



Wow... My ADD is really kicking today.

What was I saying? I was saying something very important a second ago...

3 comments:

Marcia said...

I'm here. I fully condone the wearing of the Slanket. If fact, it was my mother that bought the Slanket for our Puckman.

It's all harmless fun. He can put away the Slanket at any time and cover with an an ordinary throw. He doesn't NEED the Slanket. Right?

Trey said...

I kinda have a Linus thing going with the SLANKET ... those who mock do not understand the power that a fine "as seen on tv" garment has to offer !

alychats said...

Linus, eh? This has reached a dependency level that I am not sure you can recover from! Marcia! What did you do?!