Saturday, August 22, 2009

Am I back?

Visiting this blog is like returning to a room I haven't been in in a looooong time. It's good to be here again, but I am so busy I know I won't have much time to spend here in the future.

Anyway... if you are visiting enjoy your dip, but don't expect anything new for a while. "Just too many notes"... IF you know what movie that quote comes from I'll be shocked and amazed.

UPDATE...

The stepdaughter is gone to LSU. So far she has locked herself out of her dorm room 4 times... sigh... I miss Sydney. How can I install a spy camera in her jeep to keep an eye on her? She is going through rush this week! Can't wait to see who she pledges!!












Caroline is still modeling and doing well with Michael Turney Agency. She will start back with swim team in a week, that will be an every day commute -whew- So far 8th grade is going well. As always she is CRAZY organized and will have a panic attack if she doesn't get A's!














Big Boy, Pearce, has started back with football, violin and skrewl... I think it is so funny that out of our three this big lug is the one in the gifted classes!


See you later alligator.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Puma!

I have rediscovered the hilarity of Bugs and Puma!!! Check out this cat's laugh! I guarantee you will be trying to mimic it all day.



I have never heard Big Boy laugh so hard to ANYTHING on TV... Seriously this is what cartoons were suppose to be about. As much as we love Sponge Bob, we were making strange noises we were laughing so hard.

Check back for more cartoons... until this phase passes.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Didjano?

Did you know Charles M. Scrooge wrote the "Peanuts" comic strip?

Did you know that the yoval office was a like a toilet because they are both yoval and you sit and do your business in them?

More interesting facts from Big Boy

Oh NO! They got one of ours!

I regret to inform the masses that our buddy, Puckman, has been swallowed whole by the cult of Snugglet. I recommend an intervention.

His frightening new commitment to this group, having a sacred ideology and a set of rituals honoring their sacred symbols, will isolate him from mainstream society! This has to be stopped!

Come back Puckman! Where's Marsha? Why has she let you slip down this surly path of
DOGMA!
I liked that movie. It didn't get stellar reviews but has a strong cult following... Whoa! I almost got sucked in too! One minute you are watching an old Ben Afflack/Matt Damon flick, next thing you know you are PART OF A CULT FOLLOWING wearing a robe and hanging out with people named Azrael and Serendipity.

Remember the cat Azrael? YOu know, Gargamel's cat. On the Smurfs! He always got on my nerves as a child. Did I tell you my favorite Smurf mug has a crack and I can't drink out of it on Saturday's anymore? sigh!

OOoo Have you ever heard THIS version of the Smurfs?

Smurfarna svenska



Wow... My ADD is really kicking today.

What was I saying? I was saying something very important a second ago...

Monday, January 5, 2009

What did he say?

If a mailman is called a mailman cause he is a man, shouldn't a lady be a femalewoman?
My son asked me this today with a very perplexed look on his face. So, I googled it and found that a lot of people do not know... I mean, to say a female mail carrier sounds like a an overly obvious reference to a woman who is pregnant with a baby boy.

Some refer to them as a female letter carrier, but still that is so wordy. IF you have any ideas on this let her rip...

Also... Pearce has decided to change his name to Zeke.

Jeep used to make a mail carrier truck right?


I love my husband's Jeep. When the weather is nice, I am going out in the woods with my pals and we are going muddin'! Fletcher won't want to do that because of germs. He is NOT a backwoods type guy, but me? Hey, I grew up in Haughton so bring on the mud!

Another buddy of mine bought a jeep recently, I believe from Landers. That is where we got ours. Good deals to be had there... Check them out
LANDERSDODGECHRYSLERJEEP.NET

Monday, December 29, 2008

Welcome! Your Brainwashing Session Begins Now...

Time to take your vows, chant, and flog thyself. You purchase this garment and it comes with a DVD that sends subconscious messages to you linking the wearers together in a secret cult.

I am seeing these snuggletes or slankets or whatever advertised on TV... "NO MORE COLD ARMS WHEN YOU WANT TO COVER UP!"

Whew! I am so relieved! Because my leisure time has been less than catatonic with the distraction of cold arms.


The TV ad has these people wearing these blankets with arms in their living rooms, in the bed... THEN out at a ball game! Seriously, you would wear this shapeless sac in public? Do they come with NFL logos?



One online ad for the Slanket actually reads...

"It’s also great for gamers, who need their hands free for the controls. Also great for bloggers, who frequently type on their laptops while laying on the couch. I’ve got mine on right now, and I highly recommend it!"

How worthless is your life when you are sitting around in a creepy cult robe playing Playstation 3 til 4 in the morning? It's worse than Costanza giving up on life and wearing warm up pants 24/7!



No I am not the only one to recognize this for what it is... an attempt to colonize the planet from a world far away... to render us a useless clan of followers... prepare us for the inevitable takeover!
View and take heed...



It is useless to resist...

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Which Cell Phone is Best???

I am looking at the Blackberry Bold vs the HTC Fuze vs the I-Phone.

Anyone have any of the above and want to share an opinion?


Blackberry Bold














HTC Fuze















I-Phone